* Locksmith successfully changed all seven locks on the door after elvish divorce
* Averted Tasrin's Gaze after he was found to be staring at Syronai's breast
* Tried to retrieve beer from fridge, failed the frigid acclimation check
* Tethered missing family member to the village inn, looking for someone to take him for walks
* Tentatively nerfed legendary weapon (again), but buffed stylish red scarves
* Attached layers to form ogres
* Crafting UI completed, but with complications
* Fixed halfing light crystals after hooligans kicked them out one night
* Put Strychnine in fruitbowl at Ratkin camp; pleased to announce the AI is very realistic
* Consulted Orc Prophet as to when alpha would be ready, was consoled with a 'fuzzy troll idol'
* Provided ogres with laxatives, they're smiling much more often now
* Living codex fertilised with blood and bone, reminder: need new staff