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Some more patch notes (some crudeness)

    • 77 posts
    June 29, 2017 5:20 PM PDT


    * Locksmith successfully changed all seven locks on the door after elvish divorce

    * Averted Tasrin's Gaze after he was found to be staring at Syronai's breast

    * Tried to retrieve beer from fridge, failed the frigid acclimation check

    * Tethered missing family member to the village inn, looking for someone to take him for walks

    * Tentatively nerfed legendary weapon (again), but buffed stylish red scarves

    * Attached layers to form ogres

    * Crafting UI completed, but with complications

    * Fixed halfing light crystals after hooligans kicked them out one night

    * Put Strychnine in fruitbowl at Ratkin camp; pleased to announce the AI is very realistic

    * Consulted Orc Prophet as to when alpha would be ready, was consoled with a 'fuzzy troll idol'

    * Provided ogres with laxatives, they're smiling much more often now

    * Living codex fertilised with blood and bone, reminder: need new staff

     

    • 238 posts
    June 30, 2017 8:07 AM PDT

    Lol so was that orc prophet able to divine an answer, or did the eight ball say "Hazy, ask again later". 

     

    • 77 posts
    July 1, 2017 4:41 PM PDT

    I believe it was the George R R Martin version of the eight ball 'The dragonzz are coming!'

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    • 9115 posts
    July 1, 2017 6:08 PM PDT

    Haha, nice one mate :)