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    • 330 posts
    July 24, 2017 10:24 AM PDT

    @DCProphet:  Wait, there's laws of Physics in Terminus?  Damn.... :(

    • 235 posts
    July 24, 2017 1:08 PM PDT
    Heals now apply A correct amount of hate. Not THE correct amount of hate. The current amount of hate is more correct than the previous "a correct amount of hate".

    How much hate should a hater have if a hater hates a healer? Is the question we are trying to answer internally. #DevHeadaches
    • 2585 posts
    July 24, 2017 1:26 PM PDT

    Larr said: How much hate should a hater have if a hater hates a healer?

    Hahaha I hope this wins

    • 455 posts
    July 27, 2017 4:33 PM PDT

    Medical professionals are up in arms about the increase in complaints set to arrive with the latest Pantheon patch now in full swing.

    • 341 posts
    July 30, 2017 3:12 PM PDT

    fazool said:

    - Healing spells now add a correct amount of hate

    Merchants of Terminus are still trying to repeal Aradunecare

     

     

     

     

    Love it!

    • 78 posts
    August 2, 2017 1:42 AM PDT

    - Healing spells now add a correct amount of hate.  Though, still not to the level of brussel sprouts.  

    • 5 posts
    August 8, 2017 3:34 PM PDT

    you are a shitty tank

    • 61 posts
    October 4, 2017 4:59 PM PDT

    If a dwarf dwarfs another dwarf is that actually a dwarf?

    If you came to heal then why are you dead?

    Does this shield make me look small? - Dwarf

    "I'll buy you a beer if you pay my tab" - A wasted poor alcoholic


    This post was edited by Makinelly at October 5, 2017 1:17 PM PDT
    • 37 posts
    October 6, 2017 12:29 AM PDT

    Heals now apply the correct amount of hate. 

    - Healers will continue to blame Tanks for not holding agro

    - Tanks will contintue to blame Healers for not doing their jobs.

     This is working as intended!

     

     


    This post was edited by Insomnium at October 6, 2017 12:31 AM PDT
    • 70 posts
    October 17, 2017 3:42 PM PDT

    I healed you tender, I healed you true. Why'd you let those mobs smack me black and blue?

    • 43 posts
    October 17, 2017 3:55 PM PDT

    Heals now apply the correct amount of hate... heal only those for whom you're willing to die.

    • 55 posts
    October 17, 2017 3:56 PM PDT
    Perhaps instead of calling it pre-pre-alpha testing, we could back it up to Zulu, Yankie, or Whisky testing. I think we all could benifit from Whisky testing.
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    • 7441 posts
    October 17, 2017 7:04 PM PDT

    This has been over for quite some time folks ;)

    • 275 posts
    October 17, 2017 7:38 PM PDT

    Kilsin said:

    This has been over for quite some time folks ;)

    You can never kill their attempt at joy.

    • 61 posts
    October 21, 2017 11:46 PM PDT

    Kilsin said:

    This has been over for quite some time folks ;)

     

    Thanks, Buzz Kilsin.

     

    lol 

    • 275 posts
    October 23, 2017 5:11 PM PDT

    Makinelly said:

    Kilsin said:

    This has been over for quite some time folks ;)

     

    Thanks, Buzz Kilsin.

     

    lol 

    It took me a minute, but then I laughed hysterically.

    • 12 posts
    October 25, 2017 4:49 PM PDT

    I feel proper blame is an important thing to remember, especially in a MMO.

     

    "If the tank dies it's the healer's fault, if the healer dies it's the tank's fault, and if the dps dies it's their own fault."


    This post was edited by Zenji at October 25, 2017 4:49 PM PDT
    • 33 posts
    October 25, 2017 7:19 PM PDT

    Pantheon places Affordable Care Act parameters in-game...

    • 2 posts
    October 26, 2017 4:06 PM PDT

    Phantheon developers are much smarted than our corporate bought politicians who created the unaffordable care act.

    Healers are our insurance. With one exception...Gnomes!


    This post was edited by Mickey at October 26, 2017 4:11 PM PDT
    • 175 posts
    November 14, 2017 8:21 PM PST

    MAHA - Make Aradune Hate Again!

    • 9 posts
    November 20, 2017 5:36 AM PST

    Sorry for the newbie question, but where is the screenshot you guys are referencing? I've searched all over lol

    • 2585 posts
    November 20, 2017 6:07 AM PST

    luminarius said:

    Sorry for the newbie question, but where is the screenshot you guys are referencing? I've searched all over lol

    It's not a screenshot, it's a patch note on the first page of this thread: "-Healing spells now add a correct amount of hate" (https://www.pantheonmmo.com/content/forums/topic/6697/ready-for-another-caption/view/page/1 )

    The contest was to add funny punchlines to patch notes that VR would release periodically and the best ones would be featured in the newsletter. However, this contest was over long ago. You can see the end result here: https://www.pantheonmmo.com/newsletter/2017_august_patch_notes_caption_contest/


    This post was edited by Bazgrim at November 20, 2017 6:07 AM PST
    • 9 posts
    November 20, 2017 6:09 AM PST

    Bazgrim said:

    luminarius said:

    Sorry for the newbie question, but where is the screenshot you guys are referencing? I've searched all over lol

    It's not a screenshot, it's a patch note on the first page of this thread: "-Healing spells now add a correct amount of hate" (https://www.pantheonmmo.com/content/forums/topic/6697/ready-for-another-caption/view/page/1 )

    The contest was to add funny punchlines to patch notes that VR would release periodically and the best ones would be featured in the newsletter. However, this contest was over long ago. You can see the end result here: https://www.pantheonmmo.com/newsletter/2017_august_patch_notes_caption_contest/

    Ah, thank you Bazgrim!

    • 2585 posts
    November 20, 2017 6:15 AM PST

    You're welcome!

    • 165 posts
    November 20, 2017 9:55 PM PST

    I just had to add this for comedic value:

    - Healing spells now add a correct amount of hate

    #PRF #communitymatters #LOL

    https://imgur.com/a/lwd4Y

    I'd have pasted the image in but I''m not sure if Kilsin would slap me on the wrist or not. Enjoy the yuks.