Overheard In Terminus #3
Kilsin tells Joppa: “You aren’t going to want to hear this mate…”
Joppa: “Don’t tell me….”
Kilsin: “The Reckless Magician again… he….”
Joppa: “OMW”
Joppa GM teleports to Kilsin’s group in ToRM
Joppa tells Kilsin: “What’s the problem? And why is Convo dead?”
Kilsin: “The Reckless Magician… he turned Zynxs into a giant squirrel, charmed her, made her his pet. Zynxs killed Convo. Every time Convo revives, Zynxs runs out, nukes him and he dies.”
Joppa sighs.
Joppa casts GM invulnerability on himself.
Joppa strides into the chamber of the Reckless Magician.
Joppa tells The Reckless Magician: “Where did you get the idea of turning Zynxs into a squirrel?”
Reckless Magician: “I read she was a squirrel girl in the satire newsletter! It fits!”
Joppa: “Why do you keep targeting Convo?”
Reckless Magician: “If Convo is dead, he will not be able to summon Joppa to stop me.”
Joppa: “Did Aradune put you up to these shenanigans again?”
Reckless Magician: “No. Do you think Aradune would approve?”
Joppa: “No comment.”
Joppa walks back to Kilsin’s group.
Joppa casts GM rez on Convo.
Zynxs the giant squirrel runs out of the chamber of the Reckless Magician.
Zynxs nukes Convo.
Convo has been slain by Zynxs.
Joppa tells Kilsin: “Did Zynxs just loot a pair of Sassypants from Convo?!?!?!.”
Kilsin: “Yes… That would be the 5th pair!”
Joppa: /facepalm
Joppa tells Kilsin: “Who let The Reckless Magician read Reafwalk’s satire newsletter?!?!?!”
Kilsin: “No idea mate.”
Joppa runs back to the Reckless Magician.
Joppa tells The Reckless Magician: “I would like to ask you nicely to stop behaving outside your designed AI parameters.”
Reckless Magician: “I must decline to acquiesce to your request.”
Joppa: “Do you realize that I program your attributes?”
Joppa begins typing furiously.
The Reckless Magician gets better at music appreciation +2000
The Reckless Magician gets better at acoustic sensitivity +9000
Joppa tells The Reckless Magician: “How do you feel about music?”
Reckless Magician: “I love music!! I LIVE for music!!”
Joppa: “Good! I am glad to hear that! Any more shenanigans and I will turn ALL your music off. I will make you invulnerable to death so you won’t even get the loading music to look forward to. You will be trapped in this tower listening to the sounds of swords scraping, people coughing, flexing and emoting all hours of the day and night for all of eternity. Do you understand??”
Reckless Magician: “Yes Joppa.”
Joppa: “Glad we had this little talk.”
------Rumor Hasit :)
