Convo tells Joppa: "Hey man do you have a minute? We might have a problem here at the ToRM."
Joppa: "????"
Convo: "I am not sure what's going on here. Every time my group approaches one of the Seraph Gurkha, they just fall to the ground as if dead."
Joppa: "So they die?"
Convo: "No, they aren't dead.. at least their health bar is still full... they just lay there, do not attack back, it's totally bugged. All the Gurkhas are doing it."
Joppa: "WTF?!?! I am zoning over so you can show me."
Joppa GM teleports himself to Convo's group, where he sees three Seraph Gurkha's laying on the ground, full health, motionless.
Joppa: "What happens if you attack them anyway? Can you kill them? Or are they invulnerable?"
Convo: "We did kill one, but left these three laying here so you could see it for yourself."
Joppa: "Kill these others and let's see if they do it again when they respawn."
Convo's group attack the Seraph Gurkha's and kill them as they lay there. Joppa follows Convo's group as they approach another couple of Seraph Gurkhas. The Seraph fall to the ground motionless.
Joppa: "What the hell is going on?? Kill them all!! Clear the zone, so we can see what happens with a complete reset. Employ GM powers to make it quick."
Seraph High Commander jumps up: "Wait Wait Wait!! Kill us all?? We are FD?!?! FD??! That means you walk off and do NOT agro us?!?! We don't kill you guys when you FD?!?! Why you kill us??"
Joppa: "Are you kidding me right now with this?!?! I did NOT program you to FD!!! This is NOT an acceptable reaction for your AI!!! Stop doing it immediately!"
Seraph High Commander: "That does NOT seem fair at all!! I think we will keep doing it UNTIL you guys stop doing it."
Joppa starts typing furiously /delete Seraph High Commander from the world of Terminus FOREVER!!
Seraph High Commander disappears
Joppa: "Anyone else want to keep this FD crap up?!?!"
------ And that folks is how the mighty Joppa keeps the mobs in Terminus in line!!------
-- RumorHasit :)
HAHAHAHAH! Fantastic post Rum!! *edited because I had to, and because my typing sucks.
Kilsin said:Accurate ;)
This one is for you Kilsin!!!
Convo tells Joppa: “We appear to have another bug in ToRM.”
Joppa: “????”
Convo: “Every time we approach the Magician’s Chamber, Kilsin runs in ahead of everyone and pulls the whole room and dies.”
Joppa: “Tell Kilsin to quit acting like a ranger, and knock it off!”
Convo: “He says he isn’t doing it on purpose.”
Joppa: “WTH?!? On my way!”
Joppa GM teleports himself to Convo’s group in ToRM.
Joppa: “Okay, I am going to go invis and stand by the Reckless Magician and see if I can observe from inside the room.”
Joppa casts GM invis on himself and runs into the room and stands beside the Reckless Magician.
Joppa tells Convo: “Okay walk closer to the room so I can see what happens.”
Convo’s group walks towards the room.
The Reckless Magician begins to cast a spell.
The Reckless Magician casts ‘Caffeinated Bagels’ on Kilsin
Kilsin runs into the room of the Reckless Magician.
Seraph Gurkhas attack Kilsin.
Kilsin has been slain by Seraph Gurkhas.
Convo tells Joppa: “Well?? what happened???”
Joppa: “Caffeinated Bagels. It must be a Kilsin only taunt.”’
Convo: “What?!?!? Caffeinated Bagels?? Where did they get that??!?!”
Joppa tells Reckless Magician: “Who programmed you with the spell ‘caffeinated bagels?’”
Reckless Magician: “Aradune! He said it would be funny!”
Joppa: “I see….”
RumorHasit said:Kilsin said:Accurate ;)
This one is for you Kilsin!!!
Convo tells Joppa: “We appear to have another bug in ToRM.”
Joppa: “????”
Convo: “Every time we approach the Magician’s Chamber, Kilsin runs in ahead of everyone and pulls the whole room and dies.”
Joppa: “Tell Kilsin to quit acting like a ranger, and knock it off!”
Convo: “He says he isn’t doing it on purpose.”
Joppa: “WTH?!? On my way!”
Joppa GM teleports himself to Convo’s group in ToRM.
Joppa: “Okay, I am going to go invis and stand by the Reckless Magician and see if I can observe from inside the room.”
Joppa casts GM invis on himself and runs into the room and stands beside the Reckless Magician.
Joppa tells Convo: “Okay walk closer to the room so I can see what happens.”
Convo’s group walks towards the room.
The Reckless Magician begins to cast a spell.
The Reckless Magician casts ‘Caffeinated Bagels’ on Kilsin
Kilsin runs into the room of the Reckless Magician.
Seraph Gurkhas attack Kilsin.
Kilsin has been slain by Seraph Gurkhas.
Convo tells Joppa: “Well?? what happened???”
Joppa: “Caffeinated Bagels. It must be a Kilsin only taunt.”’
Convo: “What?!?!? Caffeinated Bagels?? Where did they get that??!?!”
Joppa tells Reckless Magician: “Who programmed you with the spell ‘caffeinated bagels?’”
Reckless Magician: “Aradune! He said it would be funny!”
Joppa: “I see….”
Hahaha, I love it, thank you! :)
