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• Beefcake

  

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  December 26, 2016 8:11 PM PST

  Why is 6 afraid of 7?

  Because 7 8 9.

   

  Any good non-ranger jokes?

  
  This post was edited by Beefcake at December 26, 2016 8:11 PM PST
• Cromulent

  

  • 1468 posts
   

  December 27, 2016 12:06 AM PST

  Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”

• Bazgrim

  

  • 2886 posts
   

  January 1, 2017 2:40 AM PST

  Cromulent said:

  Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”

  Omg lol

• CanadinaXegony

  

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  January 2, 2017 2:49 PM PST

  Cromulent said:

  Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”

   

  Bahahaha! Took me a second..hehehe

• Amsai

  

  • 1778 posts
   

  January 3, 2017 9:45 AM PST

  All the ones I know are dirtyou and/or not politically correct.
  
  Sooooo. I'll just be a good boy and read email instead. Keep em coming.
• Rominian

  

  • 243 posts
   

  January 3, 2017 12:24 PM PST

  Here's one, lots have probably heard it:

  How are men like tile floors?  Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever...

  
  This post was edited by Rominian at January 3, 2017 12:24 PM PST
• Larr

  

  • 220 posts
   

  January 3, 2017 9:39 PM PST

  @beefcake did you hear about the guy who...

   

   

   

  /hearts =D

  
  This post was edited by Larr at January 3, 2017 9:40 PM PST
• Beefcake

  

  • 1618 posts
   

  January 4, 2017 8:28 AM PST

  LOL

• Klumpedge

  

  • 294 posts
   

  January 4, 2017 1:29 PM PST

  Why do men fidget and twist their wedding ring?

   

  Trying to figure out the combination.

• Beefcake

  

  • 1618 posts
   

  January 4, 2017 3:11 PM PST

  Sadly, I do this all the time. Even got a spinner on it once.

• Kelem

  

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  January 4, 2017 4:13 PM PST

  Klumpedge said:

  Why do men fidget and twist their wedding ring?

   

  Trying to figure out the combination.

   

  good one !  hahahaha

• CanadinaXegony

  

  • 3016 posts
   

  January 6, 2017 11:03 AM PST

  Klumpedge said:

  Why do men fidget and twist their wedding ring?

   

  Trying to figure out the combination.

   

  To escape?  hehehehe

• Klumpedge

  

  • 294 posts
   

  January 10, 2017 5:32 PM PST

  Okay new one:

  Why do police have a diffecult time solving redneck murders?

  The DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.

• CanadinaXegony

  

  • 3016 posts
   

  January 12, 2017 11:26 AM PST

  LOL!!

   

• RumorHasit

  

  • 138 posts
   

  January 12, 2017 11:59 AM PST

  Me to teenage son:  It doesn't hurt my feelings that you are calling me old, because with age comes wisdom!

  Son to me:  I KNOW RIGHT!!!  That's why I always wait until the last minute to do my homework!!

  Me:  /facepalm!

• Larr

  

  • 220 posts
   

  January 13, 2017 5:17 PM PST

  LOL!

   

  A Hot Dog walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here"

   

• CanadinaXegony

  

  • 3016 posts
   

  January 15, 2017 9:08 AM PST

  RumorHasit said:

  Me to teenage son:  It doesn't hurt my feelings that you are calling me old, because with age comes wisdom!

  Son to me:  I KNOW RIGHT!!!  That's why I always wait until the last minute to do my homework!!

  Me:  /facepalm!

   

  There's some merit in there..somewhere hehehe

• RumorHasit

  

  • 138 posts
   

  January 15, 2017 7:16 PM PST

  CanadinaXegony said:

  RumorHasit said:

  Me to teenage son:  It doesn't hurt my feelings that you are calling me old, because with age comes wisdom!

  Son to me:  I KNOW RIGHT!!!  That's why I always wait until the last minute to do my homework!!

  Me:  /facepalm!

   

  There's some merit in there..somewhere hehehe

  RIGHT?!?!  :D